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hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

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unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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constantcalibrations: chuck-the-funk: thcbodycleanse: this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact this gif is kinda like that This will forever be my favorite gif oh god i can’t handle the colors chosen for this View high resolution

constantcalibrations:

chuck-the-funk:

thcbodycleanse:

this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact

this gif is kinda like that

This will forever be my favorite gif

oh god i can’t handle the colors chosen for this

(Source: elentori)

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untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

Its a fucking bar.

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In first grade we had these things called cowboy cash and you could buy little toys with it and my boyfriend once traded his brother’s gameboy advanced with this kid for 1,000 cowboy cash

teendisasterr:

i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty
but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly

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hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

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best-of-funny: kill-the-machine: landofdoom: look at this precious thing fucking look at it and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back When good bunnies go bad. THAT ONE IS EATING HIM “hooray! we slew the giant!” It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant X

best-of-funny:

kill-the-machine:

landofdoom:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM

“hooray! we slew the giant!”

It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant

X

(Source: lovelylops)

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clubpenguln:

I get really attached to people and it’s literally impossible for me to get through an hour without talking to them

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(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

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A girl at my school seriously got an award for making popcorn every Friday this school year

What the fuck there was no popcorn this morning I’m confused I want an award

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

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perfectlymarilyn:

glitterandcamo:

itslikeyoustolemywaytobreathe:

loveisimperfectlyperfect:

allundertheupperhand:

taylor-shaw:

ill settle for nothing less

if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”

“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.

I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”

^^

The guy with the hand over his heart gets me every time

This is the reaction I want. 

(Source: kittypurrell)

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